MatterHorn – Your Daily Source for the Latest Satirical News & Information

MatterHorn is the world’s leading source for the latest and greatest satirical news and information. Well, at least that how we’d like to think of ourselves. However, let’s be realistic here… we’re pretty new at this. A bit late to the game. But hey, better late than never right?

We offer widely-acclaimed takes on coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Additionally, we poke fun at various brands, people, and strange doings… basically anything in popular culture is fair game here.

MatterHorn Media was founded in early 2019 by comedian and political satirist Alex Chambers. It all started with a few random memes and then grew from there into the glorious news source you see before you.

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I contact MatterHorn?

Our Office
Sparks, NV (Corporate Headquarters)
Phone: 775-527-3618

Advertising
For Advertising opportunities available through MatterHorn, please visit our Advertise tab.

For Press & Events, General Feedback, and Article Licensing please send an email to:
MatterHornMediaOnline@Gmail.com

Website Support
To report a technical issue with MatterHornMediaOnline.com, please submit an email with a summary of the issue and your browser information.

Please note that unsolicited bulk email, email attachments, and junk email of any kind are not accepted, and will be filtered and immediately discarded upon receipt.

Can I submit articles or ideas to MatterHorn?

MatterHorn is open to accepting outside submissions, however, it would be best for you to submit inquiries of this nature via email or check our Careers section for job openings. Sometimes, MatterHorn will also run various writing contests to feature guest authors and offer freelance positions to winners.

How can I work for MatterHorn?

MatterHorn regularly posts new openings on the Careers section of our website. On the exceedingly rare occasions that there are openings for editorial positions, those opportunities will be posted on our Careers page as well.

Please do not send résumés unless specifically told to do so in a job listing. Any unsolicited résumés will be immediately discarded.

What if I have feedback on one of MatterHorn’s articles?

Please send all concerns to MatterHornMediaOnline@Gmail.com. MatterHorn cannot guarantee a response to any feedback to its content, however, we will try to get back to you if possible.

What if I want to sue MatterHorn?

Please do us a favor and pull your head out of your ass. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. MatterHorn uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. MatterHorn is not intended for readers under 18 years of age, due to the nature of our content, language, and subject matter.

What is MatterHorn’s privacy policy?

You can read MatterHorn’s Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use here.

What if I want to advertise on MatterHorn?

Please send all advertising inquiries to MatterHornMediaOnline@Gmail.com or visit our Advertise page for more info. Please specify the business you would like to advertise, and the appropriate advertising sales representative will get back to you promptly.

I’m a member of a lesser media organization and I want to cover MatterHorn. How can I accomplish this task?

Please send all inquiries to MatterHornMediaOnline@Gmail.com.

How can I bring MatterHorn to my event?

Our authors are available for speaking engagements at universities, conferences, meet-ups, and festivals. Please send all booking and event appearance inquiries to MatterHornMediaOnline@gmail.com.

 

MatterHorn and our related articles may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the express written consent of the publisher. Please feel free to share our articles and content via social media accounts. To license material from MatterHorn, please send a request to MatterHornMediaOnline@Gmail.com.

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Alex Chambers

Alex Chambers

Head Author

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