In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
Sex toy start-up, Exotica Blue, announced it will launch its line of Donald Trump sex dolls at this year’s EXXXOTICA Sex Expo.
Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
Why are you all sitting at home? Because the government told you to? Stop being a pussy. It’s time for things to get back to normal.
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Did you know it totally fucking sucks to be a man? It’s true. Girls think having a dick is all sunshine & rainbows but that’s not the case at all!
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
Women are great. We smell wonderful and look like a million bucks. But sometimes, being a woman just plain SUCKS. Let’s go through the reasons why!
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