After 20 years in stand-up comedy, with shows in 43 states and 11 countries, I would definitely rank my latest Alaskan tour among my favorite weeks in my comedy career.
On Monday evening, a coven of disgruntled lesbians and genderqueer activists kidnapped Dave Chappelle from his home and burned the helpless comic at the stake.
Cruise ship comedy is a peculiar form of entertainment. It has the power to propel a relative unknown from obscurity to mini-stardom and back to anonymity all in one week.
Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.
Since the dawn of time, white people the world over have questioned if Spanish-speaking Mexicans were, in fact, talking shit about them behind their backs. Today, in a historic announcement, all Mexicans collectively admitted that, yes, they are.
Early Saturday Morning, to the shock and dismay of Libtards and Snowflakes across the US, President Donald J. Trump ascended into heaven. Amid a choir of angels, our dear leader transcended this plane and now sits at the right hand of The Father, reuniting the once frayed consubstantial trinity.
According to a shocking new study released by Harvard Medical School, nearly 2 out of every 5 people you know may be drinking V8 without your knowledge.
With 2019 beginning to wind down and 2020 on the horizon, it’s time to recognize a comedian who’s made big strides and an even bigger impact on the comedy scene this year. That man is Marc Yaffee.
Why are you all sitting at home? Because the government told you to? Stop being a pussy. It’s time for things to get back to normal.
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Did you know it totally fucking sucks to be a man? It’s true. Girls think having a dick is all sunshine & rainbows but that’s not the case at all!
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
Women are great. We smell wonderful and look like a million bucks. But sometimes, being a woman just plain SUCKS. Let’s go through the reasons why!
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