Why are you all sitting at home? Because the government told you to? Stop being a pussy. It’s time for things to get back to normal.
Doctors confirm that a local homeless crust punk from New York City may hold the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
After yet another failed attempt at finding a cure for the Coronavirus, Donald Trump suggested that “boofing hand sanitizer” may be the answer.
Dubstep DJ and producer Preston Charles (aka SubDocta) has been arrested and charged for practicing medicine without a license.
Amid cries for help from overwhelmed doctors, nurses, and coroners, hospitals have begun reaching out to the public to supply homemade body bags.
On Saturday, President Donald Trump suggested intravenous drug users begin sanitizing and sharing needles to cut down on costs and conserve those in short supply.
Amid growing health and safety concerns for the public, the United States’ Food and Drug Administration has announced plans to ban the recent practice of stem cell vaping.
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
Sex toy start-up, Exotica Blue, announced it will launch its line of Donald Trump sex dolls at this year’s EXXXOTICA Sex Expo.
Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
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