With growing deficits and spending cuts forecast, the FHA announced it will begin selling naming rights to all federal interstate highways.
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced he had made his selection for his 2020 Vice Presidential running mate – an apple pie.
As part of his new Coronavirus task force, President Donald Trump appointed Mr. Clean as the head of the defunct U.S. Sanitary Commission.
After demanding his signature be placed on the COVID-19 stimulus checks, staffers realized Trump had misspelled his name.
The REAL Bernie Sanders emerged in Washington, D.C. Wednesday morning after being held captive in a secret DNC torture chamber.
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
After his pleas to save the U.S. economy fell on deaf ears, Dan Patrick threw himself into the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii.
On Saturday, President Donald Trump suggested intravenous drug users begin sanitizing and sharing needles to cut down on costs and conserve those in short supply.
After the DOW Jones lost over 1,000 points, sitting president Donald J. Trump was loaded into a very big cannon and shot into the sun.
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
Sex toy start-up, Exotica Blue, announced it will launch its line of Donald Trump sex dolls at this year’s EXXXOTICA Sex Expo.
Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
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