DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced he had made his selection for his 2020 Vice Presidential running mate – an apple pie.
As part of his new Coronavirus task force, President Donald Trump appointed Mr. Clean as the head of the defunct U.S. Sanitary Commission.
After yet another failed attempt at finding a cure for the Coronavirus, Donald Trump suggested that “boofing hand sanitizer” may be the answer.
After her embarrassing suggestion to reopen the city of Las Vegas was met with scorn and ridicule, Mayor Carolyn Goodman began strangling random citizens to death.
After demanding his signature be placed on the COVID-19 stimulus checks, staffers realized Trump had misspelled his name.
The REAL Bernie Sanders emerged in Washington, D.C. Wednesday morning after being held captive in a secret DNC torture chamber.
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
After his pleas to save the U.S. economy fell on deaf ears, Dan Patrick threw himself into the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii.
Why are you all sitting at home? Because the government told you to? Stop being a pussy. It’s time for things to get back to normal.
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Did you know it totally fucking sucks to be a man? It’s true. Girls think having a dick is all sunshine & rainbows but that’s not the case at all!
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
Women are great. We smell wonderful and look like a million bucks. But sometimes, being a woman just plain SUCKS. Let’s go through the reasons why!
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